Hey, My name is David
"...in real life, Sometimes the best things are found by accident."
—You weren't looking for this, but that might be why you found it-
You've found
the secret page
If you’re reading this, you either scanned a QR code out of curiosity, politeness, or just excellent investigative instincts...all of which are respected here.
This page exists somewhere between “holiday whimsy” and “why not”; if it feels unnecessary, that’s because it is. If it feels charming, I’ll take the win. Every now and then, curiosity rewards itself.
Feel free to read, smile, and decide whether this was a delightful surprise or a questionable use of your phone battery.
I’m a photographer, filmmaker, bartender, creative thinker, and professional overthinker who believes good stories matter more than perfect ones. I enjoy deep conversations, well-made drinks, meaningful silence, and laughing at things that are probably funnier than they should be.
Now feel free to say hi...or just browse my list of favorite Dad jokes that have been hand picked, curated, and untouched by AI.
When do Jokes become Dad jokes?
(When they're APPARENT)
How do you think the unthinkable?
With an ithberg.
Milk is good…
But it could be butter.
What did Beethoven become after he died?
A decomposer.
Why does it cost so much to put air in a tire?
Inflation.
If life gives you melons…
You might be dyslexic.
I was told I shouldn’t steal kitchen utensils.
But that was a whisk I was willing to take.
I bought a thesaurus the other day. Worst thesaurus ever.
Not only was it tearable — it was terrible.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s okay, he woke up.
What do you call a soldier with no legs?
Army.
I took a poll recently.
Turns out 100% of the people inside the tent were upset.
Studies show cows produce more milk if the farmer talks to them.
It’s literally in one ear and out the udder.
Have you heard of silent tennis?
It’s like regular tennis, but without the racket.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite form of coordination?
Hand-eye.
Mortal Kombat was actually based on a Scandinavian church song.
It was a Finnish hymn.